tokomon:

my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”

jollygemma:

*tells friend good news* 

friend: “yeah but…” 

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krudman:

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying holiday?

krudman:

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying holiday?

hellabloggin:

oh how the mackles have mored

Jaime, you deserve to be a citizen so hard. You are so good at doing my taxes.

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

A, L, O, P, V
Anonymous

I’m just gonna do as many as I can for each because I cannot pick just one for some of these
A: Amir Blumendfeld, Abbi Jacobson, Arctic Monkeys

L: Late Night with Seth Meyers, L’Homme Run, Lost at Sea by Jon Ronson

O: Oxford Comma (the song and the punctuation)

P: Pete Holmes and pepperoni

V: Vampire Weekend

juan-schwartz:

All hail Peter Cottontail